“I was terrible.
I danced terribly.”
At least, he shouldn’t be.
Anderson Cooper and Madonna.Larry Busacca/Getty
“I’m mortified,” Cooper said, after admitting he’s chosen to forget the incident.
“I mean, I loved the whole idea, but I love the experience of it.
I don’t lovethe video that exists of it, the reality.”
Picture it: 2015, Brooklyn, Barclays Center, Madge’s Rebel Heart Tour.
And boy is it awkward.
Oh, the dancing, Anderson!
“I didn’t know what the hell was going on.
I danced terribly,” Cooper recalled.
“Even the way they’re like dancing, running, walking down the stage.
I’m like, ‘I don’t, do I skip?'”
Anderson Cooper, son of Gloria Vanderbilt, relatable as always.
It’s a rite of passage in most (read: gay) cultures.
“I don’t know.
To this day, I don’t know what happened.”
But Ripa, who was present and accounted for, was ready to fill in the blanks.
“That’s what you said.
That was the first thing you said.
‘Did you see me?’
I said, ‘Oh, honey, all of New York saw you.'”
