After Monica Garcia Oppenheimer’d last season, the gals just want to have fun.
Ever since the Housewifeformerly (currently?)
How in the hell do you follow that up?
‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ season 5 cast.BRAVO
Apparently, not with an Emmy nomination, Television Academy.
But for season 5, the girls ofRHOSLCjust wanna have fun.
Not to mention, of course, the dulcet tones of their nonstop fighting.
Lisa Barlow on ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’.BRAVO
Grab your skis we’re hitting the rocky slopes ofThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake Cityseason 5!
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Salt Lakeis, by far, the campiest of the Housewives franchises.
So season 5 knows where its bread is buttered and they’re doubling down on the camp.
Meili Workman, Bronwyn Newport, and Britani Bateman of ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’.BRAVO
At this point, they have a couple of sworn enemies.
Or maybe Jen Shah, the bullying ex-Housewife whogave Heather a black eyeand iscurrently incarcerated for wire fraud?
Is there another sworn enemy crawling out of the woodwork?
Good, we don’t need friends, we need fashion.
What will they bring to the table?
Hopefully, a glass to throw in someone’s face.
Of all the alleged friendships to come apart, this one took longer than expected.
But, hey, if Mary Cosby is willing to eat dirt, anything is possible.
