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Chelsea Handleris having fun with the extremely unfunnyIt Ends With Ussaga.
She continued, “Thank you for providing us with that distraction.
I think we’re all grateful.
Blake Lively; Chelsea Handler; Justin Baldoni.Credit:Jeff Spicer/Getty; Michael Kovac/Getty; Frazer Harrison/Getty
And I think we’re good.
It ends with us, guys.”
Lively and Baldoni weren’t the only targets in her monologue.
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The comedian also took aim at a certain pop star’s relationship with Ethan Slater.
“And now Ariana has even found love with a Munchkin!”
“That’s good news, everybody!”
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A laterWickedjoke about Grande andCynthia Erivoperformed much better.
“I loved theWickedpress tour,” she said.
“The two of them all over each other.
I remember the first timeIdid molly.”
Handler also sang the praises of the papal thrillerConclave.
“Ralph Fiennes, don’t think I’m not gonna talk about you,” she said.
I am not alone.
You’ve made some truly unsexy people very sexy.
So I’m begging you: just, never play Vladimir Putin.
I can’t do that again."
WickedandThe Substanceboth won three awards Friday night, whileConclaveandA Real Paineach won two.Shogunled the TV pack with four wins.
Watch Handler’s full opening monologue above.
