“That’s all I see now.”
Reality TV connoisseurChristina Applegatehas some advice for the attractive twenty-somethings trying to couple up onLove Island.
Have watched every season, Applegate assured followers onX.
Christina Applegate, ‘Love Island’ cast.Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty; Peacock
I have a beef with production and contestants.
Can you pls stop making weird sounds with your water bottles?
like holding straw in mouth and chewing it and not sipping.
Or girls with long nails making clicky clackety sounds.
She then continued the rant with a second post, directly addressing the islanders with a personal hygiene tip.
“White deodorant on the armpits in the heat is gross, Applegatewrote.
Now you all are very attractive people, hey use clear deodorant!!!
The white puss looking shit in the folds is not bueno.
This is just me helping you be the best version of you.
It reminds of something too graphic to share.
I legit cant even jot down it.
But Applegate had no such reservations.
Well I will say it for you, the actressreplied.
Thats all I see now.
In the two years that Ive been watching from my bed, I have watched probably, what?
300 hours of reality TV, I would imagine.
She joked that it was for the best, I would be the worst housewife anyway.
