Get ready for the Christmas party of your dreams as EW ranks “Bob’s Burgers” yuletide episodes.
Read on to see if you agree with our ranking of the bestBob’s BurgersChristmas episodes.
Alright, maybe it’s more bizarre than sweet, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

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And that’s the best Christmas gift of all.
Though, Louise isn’t a complete grinch.
She helps Logan get a bit of a head start before he reaps the blizzard he has sowed.

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It might be slightly dangerous, but those are the kinds of gifts Louise likes the most.
Taking Percy’s advice, Gene takes the Belchers' version and makes it his own.
Gene has a xylophone concert, and Tina is a star in a play at City Hall.

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(She’s notthestar, but a literal star.)
However, they forgot about Louise, who won a Christmas poetry contest at the library.
Someone has to be there for her baby!

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She asks Bob to sneak out of Gene’s performance to see Louise and then return.
Bob leaves and goes to the wrong library to see Louise, only making things worse.
They hash it out over some country line dancing, which Bob’s dad is surprisingly adept at.

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Both apologize, and old wounds are finally healed.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
As expected, Linda’s unending Christmas cheer starts to wear on her fellow employees.

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But when you have siblings like Gene and Louise, what can you expect?
Unfortunately, Louise wants a shark.
This time, it involves tricking him into entering a gingerbread house-making competition with a bunch of armed millionaires.

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Linda realizes he had the same dream for this party that she had for hers.
Linda parties until dawn and promptly passes out.
She sleeps through Christmas morning, but at least her dream has been restored.

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