Stewart accuses the former president of “lazy apocalypse-ing” in response to Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden.
Jon Stewartwas back at the news desk on Monday’sThe Daily Showaftercanceling his appearancelast week for health reasons.
“First-timer, did not care for it.”
“A month ago, he was basically already the f—ing president,” Stewart said.
“He had cheated death, started a new ear accessory trend.”
“This is just a remix?”
the comedian asked, incredulously.
“Dude, you cant just find and replace Biden with Kamala.
That’s lazy apocalypse-ing.”
Fighting Biden is all Trump knows, Stewart said.
He pretended to get choked up.
“This is sad.
It’s like seeing an old man talking to an empty spot on the bench.
And then you realize that’s where his wife used to sit,” he joked.
“He would give up everything for just one more moment with Crooked Joe.”
Stewart had a solemn message for Trump: “He’s not coming back.”
“He’s just sitting there at the beach, having an Arnold Palmer,” Stewart said.
“it’s possible for you to hear him sighing over the waves.
Does this look like a man marshaling his forces to take back the nomination or filming a Corona commercial?
“Stewart is hosting the show again on Mondays through the presidential election on Nov. 5.
