“Young, straight white men love Donald Trump,” said Kimmel.
“They see him as a macho, macho man, if you will.
He eats red meat, he pretends to follow UFC, he’s into crypto and sneakers and NFTs.
Dave Bautista; Donald Trump.Karwai Tang/WireImage; Justin Sullivan/Getty
He’s a dude, a bro, and a boss all rolled into one.”
But is he truly the “strong alpha man these men believe him to be?”
“Fellas, we gotta talk,” began Bautista from a boxing ring.
“A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy.
I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton.
He whines like a baby.
The guy is afraid of birds.”
Look at that gut.
It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk."
“He’s got jugs.
Like Dolly Parton.”
Trump also “cheats in golf,” Bautista continued.
“He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
You know that little dance he does?
He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
TheGuardians of the Galaxyactor added, “He’s moody.
He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a truck.”
He concluded by calling Trump a “whiny little bitch.”
“Made my freedom heard,” he captioned the post, calling on voters to do their part.
“Your voice matters, and this elections too important to sit out.”
