Are you gonna get small man syndrome, or are you gonna be into this?

Barrymore asked her dog.

It wasnt exactly puppy love betweenDrew Barrymores dog Douglas andDemi Moores superstar pup, Pilaf.

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Douglas watches Pilaf from afar on ‘The Drew Barrymore Show’.The Drew Barrymore Show

Theyre usually afraid, she explained, because they dont know that shes a dog.

While Pilaf looked overjoyed to meet Douglas, the same couldnt be said for him.

Oh my goodness, Dougie, how are you gonna react?

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Douglas' reaction to Pilaf.The Drew Barrymore Show

Barrymore asked the uncertain-looking dog.

Are you gonna get small man syndrome, or are you gonna be into this?

A second attempt at a meet-cute between the pair of pooches didnt exactly work out either.

In response, Douglas briefly flashed his teeth in an upset smile.

Uh oh, Moore declared.

Oh, sorry, are we getting in your way?

Oh Douglas, Moore said.

Is [Pilaf] moving in on your territory?

That would probably be the biggest star.

Barrymore asked, Was that Great Dane more gracious than his man over here?

When Moore agreed, she turned to her pup and remarked, Douglas, did you hear that?

But notice hes not leaving?"

“Hes owning his sofa.

She also took a moment to comfort her dog.

Pilaf, I know.

Dont feel rejected, Moore said.

But dont fall into that female thing of just because he doesnt want you, you want him more.