Bring on the verMEN (and women).
All anyone can talk about is hot rodent men.
But that really cheeses us off.
Rat: Disney+; Mrs. Brisby: MGM; Remy: WALT DISNEY CO./COURTESY EVERETT; Rizzo the Rat: COLUMBIA PICTURES / COURTESY EVERETT; Stuart Little: Columbia/courtesy Everett Collection; Background: chinnarach - stock.adobe.com
Because in all this discourse about hot rodent men, who will squeak up for the hot rodents themselves?
Here are 16 RILFs (yes, it means exactly what you think it does).
Plus, Jaq rocks his little red turtleneck, jacket, and hat.
Jack and Gus Gus in ‘Cinderella’.Disney+
And if you prefer your rodents on the thicc side, then Gus Gus has plenty to offer.
I mean, c’mon, he has “rat” in his name!).
But there’s something even dreamier and more debonair about the vermin version of Sherlock.
‘The Great Mouse Detective’.Walt Disney/Courtesy Everett
Maybe we’re just a sucker for a rat in a dressing gown.
Plus with those Disney income streams, we bet he’s got plenty of cheddar.
Those big blue eyes, the way she makes that ratty cloak look chic.
Walt Disney/Courtesy Everett
She’s the Audrey Hepburn of squirrels, with her big brown eyes and her perfectly coiffed bushy tail.
We think Arthur should’ve just stayed a squirrel and run away with her because that kiss is swoon-worthy.
Though we’ll dock points for her inability to understand consent.
Timothy Mouse in ‘Dumbo’.Disney+
But he’s also wry, funny, and “here for the food.”
Pretty much the perfect guy.
Jerry the Mouse fromTom and Jerrycartoons
Everett Collection
Jerry has a sweet, adorable face.
Stuart Little.Columbia/Courtesy Everett
Plus, he once held his own dancing with Gene Kelly that takes talent and pizazz.
We love a classic Hollywood rodent.
Danger Mouse
Cosgrove Hall Films / Courtesy Everett
The name’s Mouse.
Rodents of Unusual Size from ‘The Princess Bride’.Disney+
If James Bond were a rodent, you’d get Danger Mouse.
He leaves us both shaken and stirred.
But spare a thought for Father Sexton, a mouse of the cloth.
Mrs. Brisby in ‘The Secret of NIMH’.MGM
Girl Squirrel in ‘The Sword In the Stone’.Disney+
Rizzo the Rat.Columbia Pictures / Courtesy Everett
Remy in ‘Ratatouille’.Walt Disney Co./Courtesy Everett
‘Tom and Jerry’.Everett Collection
Danger Mouse.Cosgrove Hall Films / Courtesy Everett
‘Robin Hood’.Disney+
Rat from ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’.Disney+
Rufus in ‘Kim Possible’.Disney+
‘An American Tail: Fievel Goes West’.Universal/Courtesy Everett
