And boy was I right!
To my relief: Gays!
Richard is then introduced to his prospective dates, peen-first.
‘Naked Attraction’.HBO GO
As the camera panned over to each dick, I found myself getting really…bored.
Is this what the world has come to?
Is this what streaming hath wrought?
‘Naked Attraction’.
Are we not entertaint-ed?!
I turnedNaked Attractionoff after a few minutes.
If you’ve seen one dick you’ve seen ‘em all.
And I’ve seen ‘em all.
Nearly all have one thing in common: Not pretty to look at.
At least not flaccid.
They’re strictly utilitarian at this point.
