“You gotta go by the anniversary,” Jerry explained.
Jerry then confidently replied, Weve been married for 24 years.
Next month, he clarified.
Jessica Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld.Steve Granitz/FilmMagic
Its not our anniversary yet!
You gotta go by the anniversary.
Jessica could then be seen seemingly agreeing with her husband, giving a short oh in response.
He also quickly put a stop to people applauding their milestone anniversary.
Why do we always applaud marriage year numbers?
Its a similar applause to when an injured athlete is carted off the field on a stretcher.
Its a very… theres some pain there.
We dont know exactly what or where.
Being a wife is an art.
Being a husband is a science.
Men, we calculate, we listen for louder than usual closings of doors or drawers.
Jerry went on to reveal that its divorce that he doesnt entirely understand.
Whatever you have, thats the best we have, he said simply.
Do people wish it was better?
Of course you wish.
Of course youre a little disappointed.
Theyre disappointed in you too.
A laughing Fallon added, Happy anniversary, Jess!
Watch Jerry discuss his marriage in the clip above.
