Donald Trump is in the first week of a criminal trial.
He was in court all day Monday, all day yesterday.
Today, he had a day off and how did he spend that?
Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump, Al Pacino.Frank Micelotta/Disney via Getty (2); Joe Raedle/Getty
Kimmel asked the audience.
Ranta Claus got up bright and early to post 165 venomous words about yours truly.
Instead he stammered around as he opened the envelope.
Like, maybe we should take the keys away from Grandpa wrong.
I didnt present the award for Best Picture.
I was the host.
The host doesnt present awards.
We are different people.
Now dont get me wrong, I wish I was Al Pacino, Im just not.
They showed me what he posted.
I looked at it, I said, Oh, Im gonna read this.
My wife said, Oh no.
I said, Oh yes, and that was that.
That was the whole story, he said.
Kimmel also expressed amazement that his joke continues to bother Trump to this day.
This was five weeks ago!
My parents dont even care anymore," he said.
“The only person still talking about this joke is him.
It really must have got to him.”
“It doesnt even add up!”
