“Until he tells us otherwise, Im gonna assume that J.D.
Vance f—ed a couch,” Oliver concluded.
John Oliverweighed in on the bizarre couch-sex memes about Ohio Senator J.D.
John Oliver on ‘Last Week Tonight’; J.D. Vance.HBO; Getty
Vance and he didn’t hold back.
The late night host then quipped, Ive never seen someone with more couch-f—er energy.
If you told me the reason you find coins in between couch cushions is because J.D.
Vance always leaves a tip, Id be like, yeah, yeah, that sounds right.
Vance did not have sex with a couch, failed to go through the APs standard editing process.
No s—, it didnt!
Theres an obvious problem with that original headline… You cant say J.D.
Vance didnt have sex with a couch definitively.
you might say that he didnt write about doing that in his book, because that is provable.
But thats not the same as asserting he never f—ed a couch.
Especially because he hasnt officially denied it.
They and this is true hung up on us, he said.
Which is, and this is critical, not a ‘No,’ is it?
Vance f—ed a couch.
You dont need kids to care about your fellow human beings.
