“Who is this piece of s—?
John Stamoshas revealed that he once found his girlfriend Teri Copley naked in bed withTony Danza.
“She’s everything I’m looking for in a woman,” he recalls in the memoir.
John Stamos; Teri Copley; Tony Danza.Bob D’Amico/Disney General Entertainment Content via Getty Images; Bob Riha, Jr./Getty Images; ABC Photo Archives/Disney General Entertainment Content via Getty Images
I’m starting to imagine our little family coming together.
I’m dumbstruck and goofy in love.
I could spend the rest of my life with her.
Who knows if I’ll ever find love again?
Why not take a chance?”
“When I get home, I call her throughout the day and into the evening.
We’ve gone from talking on the phone every few hours to silence.”
“A black 1957 Porsche 356 Speedster, vintage convertible.
Half of her butt is showing.
I’ve never seen this poster before.”
“The blinds are closed, but the door is slightly open,” he writes.
My Tiny Dancer is in bed with Mr. Porsche Speedster.
I can’t tell who he is, but I recognize Teri’s ass barely covered by the sheets.
It looks like her new poster."
Stamos describes the moment as “my worst nightmare.”
“I venture to hold back tears,” he writes.
“Time slows until I’m frozen.
I can’t breathe.
A few tears roll down my face, and it pisses me off.
They snap me out of my daze, and I feel angry and confused.
I could explode.”
Stamos wasn’t sure what to do with the man sleeping with his girlfriend.
“She’s my girlfriend.
Who is this piece of s—?
He rolls over, exposing his ripped abs and muscular body.”
But, before he left, he grabbed the poster in the car.
“I stare at the two-dimensional, half-dressed woman that I thought I knew.
She’s signed the poster, with little hearts, ‘My Dear Tony, I’ll love you forever.
XO, Teri,'” he recalls.
Who the hell is Tony?"
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza,” he writes.
Representatives for Danza and Copley did not immediately respond to EW’s request for comment.
“Well, what can I say?
Thanks, Tony Danza.”
Danza and Stamos played similar roles on their respective sitcoms.
Stamos’ new memoir,If You Would Have Told Me, is out Oct. 24.
