Kelly RipaandMark Consuelosreturned from their Switzerland vacation with a little more than justthe latter’s freshly shaved head.

Then, she said, the fun started: “They wanded me, nothing beeped.

I got frisked!”

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos on Live with Kelly and Mark

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos.ABC

Consuelos joked that he said, “Check her again!”

before his wife continued with her story.

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“I got frisked, which, I’ve gotta tell you.

It was a gentle frisking,” Ripa said.

“They’re frisking me, and I was like, go for it!

Go all the way for it.

Anyway, we got to second base, we exchanged phone numbers for later.

There was nothing, it was like a random beeping.”

“Don’t leave me hanging!”

“Sometimes, you’ve gotta kiss me first,” Consuelos joked.

“But just sometimes.

Depends how late it is.”

“On the way back home from California, I got stopped again.

This time, they just said random.

So, I went through.

He had to do it again, and he puts on a glove.

I’m like, what are we doing?

This is just second base, no?

We’re just doing second base!”

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