“A report!”

“I’ve got to tell you something.

“But, I have to explain myself.

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“I felt his pants, and they feel nice.

Carved out of marble,” Ripa said.

“I’m backstage rubbing up and down his thighs, like, it doesn’t even seem possible.

“Yeah, I mean, I don’t blame you,” Ripa stated.

“It’s so inappropriate, but, congratulations on your thighs!”

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