“I don’t let nobody get in my pool,” Jones quipped.
Leslie Jonestakes her pool hygiene seriously.
The formerSaturday Night Livecast member explained her strict policies surrounding her swimming pool while appearing ontheHowie Mandel Does Stuffpodcast.
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“I’m kind of a germaphobe like you.
Mandel and other guests, including his daughter Jacqueline Schultz, questioned Jones.
“You have, like, an NDA for your pool?”
But Jones explained the reasoning behind her pre-plunge paperwork.
“Because people pee in your pool,” she continued.
“Let me explain something to you.
My [pool] is 104 degrees.
If you step into a hot pool, you don’t know if you’re gonna fart automatically.
You don’t know if that s— gonna make you p—.
I make people go to the bathroom.
I make them take a shower before they get in my s—.”
I tell them, ‘If you pee in my pool, that means you will pee in my life.
Get the f– out,'” she said.
“I could count how many people has been in my pool.
No, she doesn’t fill her pool with a special chemical that exposes the culprit.
“I just know,” she insisted.
“They have that look on their face.
Every time I go to a pool, I could tell where somebody’s peeing.
It’s a dead look.”
Perhaps she’ll be less concerned about pool hygiene if she’stoo busy screaming Katie Ledecky’s name.
