Netflix’s “Martha” doc pulls the lid off the sexiest octogenarian ex-convict in the game.

William Shakespeare couldn’t come up with a better third act thanMartha Stewart.

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Martha Stewart in Martha

Martha Stewart in ‘Martha’.Courtesy of Netflix

“I was a trophy for these idiots,” Stewart says of her 2004 sentencing.

“Those prosecutors should’ve been put in a Cuisinart and turned on high.”

Tell us, Martha, what would we pair with this prosecutor puree?

And with that, good night.

But first, confirm to check out the trailer forMartha, premiering Oct. 30 on Netflix, below.