“Everyone who watched felt at ease and thought the world is now a safer place.
Here now is a replay of their historic press conference.”
After rambling on for a while, he turned things over to the Ukrainian leader.
Mike Myers as Elon Musk, James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump, and Mikey Day as Volodymyr Zelenskyy on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Credit:Saturday Night Live/YouTube
“President Zelenskyy, you want to say a few words?
Maybe tell Mr. Putin how much you love him and that you’re sorry you invaded Russia.
Maybe offer him one night with your wife.”
Mikey Day as Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy and James Austin Johnson as President Trump on ‘Saturday Night Live’.Saturday Night Live/YouTube
Vance(Bowen Yang).
“What happened to ‘thank you’?
Remember ‘thank you’?
Mike Myers as Elon Musk on ‘SNL’; Elon Musk.Saturday Night Live/YouTube; Andrew Harnik/Getty
You didn’t say anything about us being handsome ‘Where are my handsome little boys?’
You didn’t ask us that once!”
“Look, he’s right, and we’re very handsome,” he said.
“Our ties are matching, and they’re growing, frankly, by the minute.
We don’t even have to dust in here anymore.
The ties sweep away the dust, and yet you don’t compliment the ties.
You don’t say thank you.
You don’t tell us how hot we look.
You don’t say, ‘If I was gay, I’d be all over you two.'”
Continuing to berate Zelenskyy, Trump pointed to his choice of clothing.
“You’re also you’re not even wearing a suit.
Who shows up to the White House in a T-shirt and jeans like a garbage person?”
Right on cue, Myers entered as Musk, wearing a T-shirt and jeans and brandishing a chainsaw.
While Day’s Zelenskyy was reasonably baffled, Trump seemed pleased to see his sidekick.
Saturday Night Live/YouTube; Andrew Harnik/Getty
“We love your outfit.
Very official and respectful,” President Trump observed.
Replied Musk, “Thanks.
Donald, what are you doing in my office?
You know, I’m the president now, right?”
“I’m kidding.
I’m kidding,” he added, laughing, and then paused again.
“…Maybe not?”
Musk agreed: “I mean, we’re not going to get it perfect, you know?
But we are firing the nonessential employees, like air traffic controllers.”
“Sure, some of the planes are going to land upside down,” Trump added.
“But then the luggage falls right into your lap and you’re ready to go.”
“DOUCHE is going to be epic,” Myers’ Musk said.
“DOUCHE is going to really clean everything out well.”
Watch the fullSNLparody of the tense, cringe meeting above.
