Need a bag so small it can only fit your secrets?
Or a reasonable amount of cocaine?
“My bag is small but I am big,” Kevin, light of our lives, intones.
Olivia Rodrigo, Marcello Hernández, Ego Nwodim, and Adam Driver on ‘SNL’.SNL/Youtube
“You don’t like it, kiss my rear.”
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So what are these Tiny Ass Bags good for?
Well, one AirPod, and that’s it.
And that’s it.
One half-smoked cigarette, and, well, you get it.
“Looking for a damn duffel?
Go to WalMart, pig,” Kevin, salt of the earth, offers.
“I’m the king of the world!”
Rodrigo slides into all this sartorial silliness as Georgina (and that’s it!
All this and more are available for the starting price of $10,000 at TinyAssBags.com The Store.
And, uh, that’s all.
