The RDJ awards-show speech train is chugging along nicely.
The boundless charm ofRobert Downey Jr. lends itself perfectly to 30-60 seconds of rehearsed gratitude.
The first one is kind of like haiku: Sloppy, messy, and lazy.'

Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Supporting Actor at the Critics Choice Awards.Kevin Winter/Getty
“This was from a Brit: A puzzling waste of talent.
And lastly, and this one lingered: Amusing as a bed-locked fart.'
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