Add encouraging LGBTQ acceptance and referencing rainbows to things corrupting America’s kids.

A wise frog once asked, why are there so many songs about rainbows?

The school board of Waukesha, Wis.voted unanimously(unanimously!

Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus Singing

Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus.Vijat Mohindra/NBC via Getty

Yeah, who would want to teach kids that.

And those Heyer kids will grow up to hate rainbows and/or gay people.

And even if Dolly, The Great Uniter, is now divisive, we’re all in big trouble.