But only one sticks.
And that is truly saying something because do you know hard it is to get me thinking about somethingotherthanSurvivor?
My wife has basically stopped talking to me duringSurvivorseasons, finally conceding defeat to my limited attention span.
Kamilla Karthigesu, Mary Zheng, Saiounia “Sai” Hughley, Eva Erickson, Mitch Guerra, Chrissy Sarnowsky, Shauhin Davari, Charity Nelms, Cedrek McFadden, David Kinne, Kyle Fraser, Joe Hunter, and Star Toomey on ‘Survivor 48’.Credit:Robert Voets/CBS
But Im not thinking aboutSurvivornow.
Because all I can think about is how awkward Thanksgiving is going to be at Stars house this November.
Poor Grandma Tee Tee!
Jeff Probst on ‘Survivor 48’.Robert Voets/CBS
Family members of Star are out here catching strays in the jungles of Fiji for no good reason!
And lets hope there is no middle child in Stars family or else a table isdefinitelygetting flipped.
(Everyone says they want to see Eva and Joe onThe Amazing Race.
David Kinne on ‘Survivor 48’.Robert Voets/CBS
Give me Sai and Cedrek any day of the week.
And that is coming from the card-carryingpresident of the #Joeva fan club.)
If it walks like a merge and talks like a merge, its a merge!
Sai Hughley on ‘Survivor 48’.CBS
Anyway, Im actually away this week, so this will be a bit streamlined.
(Do your best to contain your excitement.)
Anyhoodle, heres what stuck out to me on episode 6 of this so far stellar season.
Star Toomey on ‘Survivor 48’.Robert Voets/CBS
You get drama… like Charity coming after Eva.
(Turns out Kermit was right: It isnoteasy being green.)
Thats showin em moxie, Joe!
Charity Nelms on ‘Survivor 48’.Robert Voets/CBS
Still, Im on board.
Tell me more, David….
Lets have a season where we put someone on the podium who deserves to be there.
Ummmm… check, c’mon!
Denigrate their wins at your own risk!
Or maybe he watched these installments while drunk on 18 gallons of Nesquik.
Either way, worth inSurvivorhas nothing to do with the size of your muscles.
(Granted, convenient for a weakling like me to say.)
I came to play, she told us this week.
Im really truthfully willing to do anything as long as it keeps me safe and gets me further.
Yes, you are!
And thank you for it.
And Sai has forced alotof reactions this season, making her a fantastic addition to the cast.
And Im happy we get at least another week of seeing what she can stir up.
The big headline here was Cedreks inability to get up the ramp.
Well get more into that in a bit, but yeah, I was surprised.
Props to Mitch for helping him up that rope.
See, these are the punch in of advantages for challenges I can get behind.
If someone with an advantage wins, you never know how they would have fared without it.
This is clearly one case the counselor lost.
We can do war tomorrow.
She also was amazing in the individual immunity contest, coming up just short against eventual winner Kyle.
Yeah, you will, Star!
Thats why youre on the show, baby!
only to then knock a paperweight onto the ground approximately 2.3 seconds later necessitating a super awkward My bad.
No, no, thats not what were doing, she told him while sitting by his side.
Youre doing it for all the fathers out here.
Youre doing the damn thing.
Your kids watching will be proud.
She was practically jumping out of her skin during our chat.
Tee Tee and Nicole should be proud.
Unless theyre pissed off.
Two things can be true at once, you know.
Charity was equally in on that action.
She was on the bottom pretty much from day one and Im not entirely sure why.
Which is really too bad because bitter is a lot more fun to watch on TV.
Stop being so classy, adorable cast ofSurvivor 48!!!
I mean, they cued it right up for me and everything.
I could have laid down 1,000 words on that, easy!
But there are other things to get to.
