Jenn and her final three men head to Hawaii for Fantasy Suites, and Devin starts to spiral.
Well, that was… an episode of theThe Bachelorette, eh rose lovers?
The final week of Jenns journey begins in the Perfect Place to Fall in LoveTM: Hawaii!
Molly Mesnick drops in for a pep talk on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
And it also begins with some filler chit-chat with one half of a franchise success story.
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Wow, I cant believe she and Jason have been married for 15 years.
(And I love that the show no longer even acknowledges that Mollywastechnicallyhis second choice, LOL.)
Devin and Jesse hit the greens on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Because its been so hard for me my entire life to accept something good when it comes.
On to the dates!
If Fantasy Suite week happens without a helicopter ride, is it really an episode ofThe Bachelorette?
Devin and Jenn fly over Hawaii on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Of course not, rose lovers.
So, Devin gets the first overnight with Jenn.
Today, Jenn says shes going to do everything to avoid self-sabotaging with her own personalPete Davidson.
Devin and Jenn smooch on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
But dont let that sunset smooch fool you Devin is stressed.
I would like to hear the big L. Hang in there, buddy.
Maybe shell say it at dinner.
Fantasy Suite card no. 1 on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
I know Im giving him false hope, but the guy is bummed.
Have some compassion, rose lovers!)
Its, like, its too good to be true, she explains.
Jenn and Devin bask in the afterglow on ‘The Bachelorette.'.ABC
I know thats not a healthy way to be thinking about things.
I am in love, and I am ready for an engagement, he adds.
I am ready because Ive never felt a person accept me the way youve accepted me in life.
Jonathon ingests sugar against his will on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Cut to:
I feel amazing, Jenn says in her confessional.
For his part, Devin feels calm and comfortable.
What he doesnt feel, however, is reassured.
Jenn and Jonathon head to dinner on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Ive given everything I can up until this point, he says.
I want to know that Im the guy.
Im sure you do, buddy.
Jonathon and Jenn on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
But thats simply not how this wretched franchise works.
Perhaps you should have readthe fine print.
Okay, Jonathon youre up!
Devin feels pensive on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
And you had better be ready to carbo load.
Are you going to make me eat sweets?
asks Jenns handsome, very buff date.
Marcus on Jesse hit the driving range on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Yes, yes she is.
Its definitely worth the cheat day, he admits.
Thats right, bro.
Jenn drops the l-bomb on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Carbs and sugar willnotbe denied.
Thats what a relationship is about, she adds.
Got it, Jonathon?
Jenn and Marcus swim with manta rays on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
you oughta 1-800-OPEN-UP at dinner if you want to get a rose this week.
A moment of appreciation, hey, for Jenns dinner dress.
For a long time, I honestly kind of hated who I was…
Marcus is just not that into her on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
I wouldnt bring certain lunches to school because I felt like people were judging me.
Jonathon cheers her on and says that hed be honored to be part of her family moving forward.
I would probably attempt to learn Vietnamese, he says.
Jenn has an “FML” moment on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
Your mom would be on speed-dial…
I love cooking, and I would learn how to make everything.
Ive never felt pressure to be anything other than what I am, he says.
Marcus and Jenn on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
And its something that I deserve to pass down.
More of this, yo!
Youre not alone, maam!
Jesse counsels Devin on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
The dudeintroduced himself with his bare ass hanging out.
We interrupt this afterglow to bring you Devins spiral, already in progress.
I want to feel like Im number one, he frets.
Devin surprises Jenn on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC
I feel like one of.
BECAUSE YOU ARE, dude!
I think I have a lot on my heart, says Marcus.
Shes said shes falling.
I think shes a bit ahead of me right now.
You deserve to be happy, says the host.
I hope youre going to get some answers that youre looking for.
Heading into the date, Jenn has high hopes.
Marcus and I have this connection and this natural comfterbility with us, she gushes.
(When will these people learn that comfterbility is not a word?)
For their date, Jenn and Marcus head out on yacht for a sunset cruise.
Im sorry, those things are terrifying.
But Jenn and Marcus LOVE it.
Their aquatic date ends with a shooting star streaking across the sky.
Is it a sign that Marcus is now ready to express some deeper feelings at dinner?
I mean, Imparaphrasing.
Thats something that I want to feel certain about…
Still, he continues, You deserve someone that is sure about you… As you’ve got the option to imagine, friends, Jenn does NOT love it.
Um… she says, but no more words come.
Jenn lets out a big sigh.
Marcus feels pretty bad about this whole disconnect.
But Im going to try as hard as I can.
Ah, just what every woman wants to hear: Imma attempt to love you.
And so, the Bachelorette offers him the Fantasy Suite card, and he accepts.
Cool, cool, cool.
Cut to:
Hearing that Jenn is in love with me means the world to me, says Marcus.
I definitely feel a little bit more hopeful.
They nibble on some breakfast in bed, and then share a long goodbye hug.
I suppose its not a walk of shame if you dont even bother putting your clothes back on.
Only ten minutes left in the episode.
Just enough time for a rose ceremony.
Okay guys, lets gather round wait, whats that?
Devin needs an emergency counseling session with Palmer in the hotel bar?
Im having a lot of tough thoughts, says Devin.
Again, I told her I loved her on the way out and… nothing, he laments.
Here, Devin starts getting emotional.
Hes not sleeping, which of course makes things worse.
I need to feel loved, he says through tears.
I dont feel like Im the one…
I need more from Jenn.
Palmer listens quietly and offers the only comfort he can.
You just have to hang on, says the host.
Jenns someone you want to fight for every day.
The episode ends with Devin showing up unannounced at Jenns door.
I need to talk to Jenn, he explains.
This is one time that Im going to be brutally honest, and I hope she can accept that.
Welp, all rightie then.
Well get that conversation plus the rose ceremony, plus theMen Tell Allreunion on tomorrow nights episode.
I hope youll join me back here then, rose lovers.
