Spoiler alert: Everyone’s still mad at Carolina.
This week, that time arrived, rose lovers!
Here are 10 things we learned fromThe Bachelor: The Women Tell All.
Alli Jo (for right, in red) makes a point on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.Credit:ABC
human-woman-sized) model/queen won the introduction applause-o-meter.
Ah well, theres alwaysParadise.
It feels like that happened a full century ago, so no worries if your memory is hazy.
Chloie greets her adoring fans on ‘The Bachelor’.ABC
Anyhow, the ladies are still annoyed.
It looks like [they were gone] just 5, 10, 15 minutes.
So, we were sitting there with the kids twiddling our thumbs.
Carolina yells and gets yelled at on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
Speaking of Zoe-related drama, Sarafiena takes a moment to apologize for her snide remark about Zoes dress.
I take full accountability for it, she says.
It was quite possibly the worst thing Ive ever said.
Linda prepares to make her big entrance on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
(If thats the case, maam, you are way nicer than Ill ever be.)
At the end of the conversation we were laughing and giggling, recalls Rose.
There was no part of me that thought she was upset about what I had told her.
Alexe and Linda reunite on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
You chose to bring it up that night when you already had a rose, says Parisa.
Bailey (remember her?)
Pretty soon, its just a cacophony of shouting.
Velma shares a message with Sarafiena on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
Ladies, ladies, ladies!
he calls out, to no avail.
Finally, the host pulls out the only tool he has a commercial break to calm the chaos.
Hakeem reacts to the new ‘Mormon Wives’ trailer on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
When the ads are over, Carolina jumps in with her side of the story.
What did you think he was going to do?
scoffs Vicky (remember her?).
Jesse talks to Dina on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
Hes dating 25 of us.
Obviously, hes going to say different things to every single person.
Carolina, unsurprisingly, isnt buying Dinas explanation, and the segment ends without any closure.
Jesse and Carolina on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
In fact, Carolinas so upset, she walks off stage in tears.
Girl, you do know youre not on a group date, right?
Grant isnt going to show up to comfort you.
More yelling on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
Thats a love story I can get behind.
Lets roll the videotape!
I can confirm I did watch it, says Velma in her video message.
Jesse and Grant on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
And when I saw the kiss, I turned away for a little bit then I laughed.
Im so proud of the woman you have become.
I love you so much, and remember…
Oh my GOD, I love her.
Grant and Jesse face the “Magic Mirror” on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
teases Palmer, as the crowd erupts into cheers.
We interrupt this recap for a moment with Hakeem, the undefeated picture-in-picture reaction shot champ.
I have emotions, but I hide from them, she admits.
Rose and Grant in the “Magic Mirror” on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
I have a really big family.
Half of [them] were okay with [being on the show], she explains.
I regret it a little bit, says Dina.
Grant drops the l-bomb on Litia on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All’.ABC
Can someone hey get this so-called ice queen to Paradise, stat?
She can serve as human air conditioning and she might even find a partner who can melt her heart.
Producers overestimated our interest in Carolina
Seriously, guys?
Whats left to say?
Oh my God, Im going to cry again!
says Carolina, wiping her eyes.
Sorry to the haters!
Okay girl, calm down.
Now Palmers asking about the Rose drama, again!
As though we havent heard enough about it.
He also asks Carolina if she thinks the women played a role in Grant sending her home.
Girl, dont answer its a trap!Aaaandshe walks right into it.
And somehow all of the hate is on me, and no one else has taken accountability.
Dina is quick to shoot back, You dont even know what it means!
The audience erupts into applause.
Oh good, the segment CONTINUES after the commercial break and once again, everyones yelling at each other.
For the love of all thats holy, who cares?
Can we move on like?
Its finally time for the Bachelor to make his way out to the stage.
Grant says no, that wasnt it.
Its just what was best for me, explains the Bachelor.
Next, Palmer asks Carolina what shed like to say to Grant.
The Bachelor says he was just picking up on a vibe and her sad demeanor.
Well, we didnt have to wait that long.
Behold:
Youre welcome, Bachelor Nation.
Disney’s product placement gets dumber every season
Oh, boy.
Using the Magic Mirror to reveal some behind-the-scenes footage.
This show has truly derailed.
Anyhow, the mirror reveals the clip that many of us have already seen on social media.
In it, Grant tells Rose, Like even today, right?
The whole dancing thing on stage and everything?
I was thinking about you.
The audience lets out a big, shocked, Ooooh!
Grant didnt say anything to Rose about Carolina!
Rose agrees that she misunderstood the comment, and thus, this beef shall forever be put to rest.
(At least, until both Rose and Carolina show up onParadise.)
At last, its blooper oclock.
I also enjoyed the montage of mangled words (exastrified) and Parisas creative use of olive oil.
That girl is going to be hilarious in Mexico.
And thats a wrap on theWTA, rose lovers!
Were you annoyed that so much of the episode focused on Carolina?
(I was!)
Did the ABC-Disney-Hulu conglomerate convince you to seeSnow Whiteor watchThe Secret Lives of Mormon Wives?
And who do you want Grant to choose in the end?
Post your thoughts below!
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