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But we don’t need critics telling us the movies we enjoy are trash.

Streets of Fireis like a beautiful and confusing car wreck.

STREETS OF FIRE, Diane Lane, Michael Pare, 1984.

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The movie is a low-key hybrid ofJackass,Napoleon Dynamite,and the best of Farley/Ferrell/Sandler.

Even the ’80s-inspired soundtrack is perfect, making this a can’t-miss guilty pleasure and a criminally underrated comedy gem.

It’s that same impulse that makesShowgirlsa hot topic decades years after its release.

HOT ROD, Andy Samberg, 2007

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But that’s okay, because therealromantic goal here is upward mobility.

Where to watchMaid in Manhattan: Max

Overboard (1987)

Problematic?

And the strangest part is how darn endearing the whole thing is wacky, even!

Showgirls (1995)Elizabeth Berkley

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However, it’s exactly that odd, uncomfortable chemistry that draws you in and never lets go.

When life gets you down, a sweet retreat likeHope Floatsmight be just what the doctor ordered.

And yet it still holds a special place in the hearts of us slightly-damaged ’80s babies.

MAID IN MANHATTAN Ralph Fiennes, Jennifer Lopez, 2002

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That premise is what appealed to a young and then-unknown actress namedJulia Roberts.

But then things got shuffled around and the project changed hands, landing on directorGarry Marshall’s plate.

Would it have worked today?

OVERBOARD, Goldie Hawn, 1987, © MGM/courtesy Everett Collection

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Nope on both counts.

Queen of the Guilty Pleasure Movies and called it a day.

The best (and perhaps most surprising) thing about this little number is how freaking funny it is.

Twilight

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Don’t mess with me!"

Guilty pleasures the struggle is real.

Hey Grandma, were kids actually headbanging at saxophone concerts in the ’80s?

HOPE FLOATS, Harry Connick Jr., Sandra Bullock, 1998

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No, my child, they were not.

Of course, there’s more toTheLost Boysthan sexy cheese.

Elmo’s Fire, the honor goes toRob Loweas the bad boy Billy Hicks.

Pretty Woman (1990)(L) Richard Gere and Julia Roberts

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), but the overly-dramatic soapy plot makes it that much more fun.

Where to rentMonster-in-Law: Amazon Prime Video

Point Break (1991)

Two words: surfing cops.

Two more: skydive fighting.

MISS CONGENIALITY

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For those who need a big cup of action with their escapism, nothing compares.

Where to rentCon Air: Amazon Prime Video

Cobra (1986)

Rocky.Rambo.

Cobra.Ah, the ’80s…whenSylvester Stalloneexcelled at playing singularly-titled, super-buff action heroes with five-letter names.

THE HOLIDAY, Jude Law, Cameron Diaz, 2006. ©Columbia Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection

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Surprisingly stylish, the film demonstrates that brand of vigilante justice beloved by audiences of that time.

How else are you gonna “clean up” L.A.?

As a time capsule,Flashdanceis a highly valuable document.

TOMMY BOY (1985) Chris Farley, 1995

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(Something about the men in their lives dying?)

Where to rentPractical Magic: Amazon Prime Video

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