EW has a look at the best on-screen chyrons fans didn’t see.

Good comedy should never go to waste.

But Mercedes wasn’t feeling him, so she left the beach alone.

Sean on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Sean on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

They chose not to get engaged in the finale but left the beach together.

But based on these unused captions, perhaps those viewers weren’t alone in their assessment?

Best Unused Captions:

Will, 30

Summary of hisParadise"journey":Pure pain.

Mercedes on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Mercedes on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

He hit it off with Kylee only to have Aven steal her away.

Then he hit it off with Mercedes, only to have Tyler stealheraway.

The academic interventionist was put out of his misery and sent home in episode 5.

Sam J. on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Sam J. on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Blake, 32

Summary of hisParadise"journey":Oh my God, this guy.

Blake came to Paradise because he was suffering withdrawal symptoms from not being on TV for a couple years.

She let him down gently and left the beach alone in the finale.

Sam P. on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Sam P. on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Wells, 38

Summary of hisParadise"journey":He made drinks.

He let weepy singles tell him their troubles.

He fixed the Paradise Truth Box when it was broken.

Aven on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Aven on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Will on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Will on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Davia on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Davia on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Blake on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Blake on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Jess on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Jess on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC

Wells on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

Wells on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC