Do we have any friends?
“We’re picking a fight with our most reliable and pleasant friend, the labradoodle of allies?
But I guess that’s Trump-tough.
Jake Paul during ‘Live on Netflix: Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson,’ November 2024; ‘The Daily Show’ host Jon Stewart.Credit:Al Bello/Getty Images for Netflix; The Daily Show
You know what I mean?
‘Take that, best friend!
who has willingly signed up to fight in every ridiculous war we’ve ever gotten into.’
Let that be a lesson to the rest of the world: We are a terrible friend.”
“Denmark, Panama, and Canada!
We’re America,” he continued.
“We used to fight the Nazis.
Now we’re scouring the globe for easy marks?
What are we like the Jake Paul of nations?”
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“This trade war has awoken a sleeping giant,” Stewart cautioned.
Not Mexico, but the Democratic minority Senate leader: Release the Schumer!"
Most of it, Corona here comes from Mexico.
It’s going to affect your guac, because what is guacamole made of?
He’s not good at this," Stewart pleaded.
“What is the decision-making process of: ‘Hey?
‘Well, I don’t know, how about Schumer?
He’s uninteresting, but at least he’s monotone.’
Honestly, listening to Chuck Schumer speak on almost any topic makes me want to go bomb Canada.”
