David Alan Grieris God.
At least for a night.
But what a night.

David Alan Grier.Marleen Moise/WireImage
The Tony-winner will be the “Voice of God” during tonight’sOscarstelecast.
“I read the words that are given to me.
I dont give a shot to rewrite anything.
I dont do anything but take the writers words and bring them to life on the show.
So don’t expect Grier to go off script the Oscars security don’t play.
“Not a lot of blood, you’ll just hear a little thump andbloop.”