Well, that’s exactly what E!
has done with its new seriesHouse of Villains.
And hey, why not throw inTiger King’sCarole Baskinfor good measure?

Jax Taylor, Johnny Bananas, Anfisa Arkhipchenko, Bobby Lytes, and Tanisha Thomas on ‘House of Villains’.Casey Durkin/E! Entertainment
); sticking their hands in cages full of animals like snakes (??!
); moving balls around a ball pit with leaf blowers (???!
); and plenty more.

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House of Villainsdescends upon us Oct. 12 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on E!
The supersized 75-minute premiere will also be broadcast simultaneously on Bravo, SyFy, and USA.
Watch the teaser above.