Rather than waiting, Martin jovially walked out onstage, past Shorts awaiting handshake.
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Martin then explained his early appearance.
And then get home.

Steve Martin and Martin Short on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’.ABC
To which Short quipped, Well, thats right.
Monday is meatloaf night at the senior center.
Martin also voiced his support for Shorts new gig.
Well, youre doing great, he said.
It is, Short agreed.
I said, Youll be able to find someone wholl do it for scale, dont you worry.
In return, Martin replied, And I actually, I love Marty.
Hes one of the hardest working men in show business because it just doesnt come naturally to him.
Short, to his credit, did at leasttryto compliment Martin, with some very backhanded success.
Really, Steve, everyone talks about this its true you dont age, he said.
And thats the benefit of looking 70 since you were 30, but still.
Watch Martin crash Shorts monologue in the clip above.