This is how we win.

“Whatever is in the closet, I grab it,” Sandler says.

“I don’t think about it much.

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Most people make fun of me in my family, but I keep moving.”

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He goes on to list the fashion pieces he can’t live without.

“Sneakers that fit.

These shorts are a little shorter than usual.”

“You like the hoochie daddy shorts?”

the Mystery Fashionist asks.

“I don’t know what the hell they are,” Sandler replies.

I mean, that’s just a man who opened a suitcase and threw something on.

I don’t know.

My kids are mad at me because I wear those shirts now.

Every day I’m sorry for the way I dress."

Until then, watch Sandler’s drip check with Mystery Fashionist above.