“I’m not sure I even understand now!”
says the Bachelor in Paradise bartender of Aaron’s complicated explanation about his ex-girlfriend(s).
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: I was sad to see Kat’s birthday cake still languishing in the surf.

Kat’s cake languishes in the surf.ABC
Did anyone apologize to the Paradise pastry chef for this crime against dessert?
It is sad because I was hungry and would have loved to enjoy a slice.
But much like Kat and Tanner’s relationship, that cake was never meant to last.

Aaron and Kat on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC
In Brayden’s defense, he is just a happy-go-lucky flirty guy, but dude… come on!
At leastpretendit’s a hard decision for you!
Tanner, who now wants to get to know Davia, tried to let Kat down easy this week.
Speaking of Kat, she was doing the most this week.
At this point, nothing Kat does or says shocks me.
But boy, oh boy, do I love it.
The two most outspoken women fighting after one guy thank you, Paradise Gods!
My only complaint about Kat dropping the tea to Eliza was where she decided to do it.
You couldn’t wait till after everyone was done peeing to release that info?
What did you think of how Aaron handled that conversation?
Aaron also told me the story and gave me the timeline.
I’m not sure if I even understand now!
When defending yourself, sometimes less is more.
Finally, Wells, can youpleasedo something about Brayden’s rapping?
Why must producers encourage him?
Can a tiger change his stripes?
Can a Brayden change his rapping and earrings and scarves and his everything?
But honestly, would you want him to?
(Don’t answer that.)
Bachelor in Paradiseairs Thursdays at 9 p.m. on ABC.