“He opened her like he knew her.

Thats how we keep her moist.”

Needless to say, she didn’t like that.

Whoopi Goldberg cooks Thanksgiving turkey in Italy

Whoopi Goldberg makes her Thanksgiving turkey without gloves.Whoopi Goldberg Instagram

“Why wasnt he wearing gloves?

Because were at home and I didnt buy gloves.

“Darlings, darlings, why are you hung up on this glove thing?

There are no gloves in my kitchen, we wash our hands.

“I dont know what kind of people yall know, but we wash our hands in the house.

Dont worry about it, I swear to God, its okay.

And you know what?

Its Thanksgiving, and you know what Im grateful for?

Every one of you that has taken the time to be as ridiculous as Im being with this bird.

“Whoop, How do you know the turkey is a ‘she’?”

Navarro joked before sharing an image of Julia Child preparing a bird for the holiday.

Watch Goldberg’s Thanksgiving turkey saga unfold above.