Ron Burgundy isnt just a newscaster, hes alsoTom Bradys biggest fan.
He continued, We are here to honor a champion of the gridiron.
A great American, a father, and a sexy man.
Will Ferrell as Ron Burdundy.Netflix
A true Patriot… until he was not, of course: Mr. Tom Brady.
Holy s—, this man is gorgeous.
Ive seen him on TV before but in person eechiowa!
Tom Brady on ‘The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady’.Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Netflix
“Ron, pull it together.
Youre a straight man,” he reminded himself.
“Hes making you question your sexuality, stop looking at him.
Youre here to make fun of him, not fall in love, concentrate!”
Back on track, Burgundy continued, “I never liked you Tom.
In all my years of watching professional football, I never saw a more boring quarterback.”
“Not women, by the way.
Women were not impressed by his quick release…
The last time this guy went truly deep, he ended up paying child support toBridget Moynahan.
I love you, although it might just be lust.
Could be love, well never know.”
Your best years are behind you, Tom.
The Super Bowls,Gisele, your movie career, its all done, its all gone.
But you wont be forgotten.
Youll always be remembered as Eli Mannings bitch.
